MODE. Il salutismo dell'impiegato medio tv-dipendente e consumista 
Employee - best result, because it has more time available and can, at best, play the crossword puzzles and navigate a free ride on the Internet - has become the man-symbol of mass society .
Just the daily confrontation with colleagues, with the inevitable review of all the clichés, the gossip of the "Global Village", the ironies and urban legends on the Cape, to make it perfect and oliatissima wheel perverse mechanism for which "Who knows not, knows more," "or less controls, more controls," and even "if all are stupid, the Group is however extremely intelligent." And so via, di paradosso in paradosso.
Insomma, esattamente quello che accade, in piccolo, al futuro impiegato e "praticante" uomo-massa, cioè allo studente a scuola.
Al contrario, l’uomo antico delle società familiari e patriarcali era saggiamente ignorante e non informato. Era un bel vantaggio. Comunicava con i suoi simili, per sapere o confrontarsi sulle leggende di allora, solo nelle periodiche assemblee di tribù o villaggio. Invece, l’uomo moderno della società di massa è informatissimo in tempo reale sul Tutto e sul Nulla, grazie al dannato passa-parola, e ai veloci, inutili e ottusi mezzi di comunicazione di massa.
Ma in realtà è sempre ignorantissimo, sia pure ad un diverso livello di ignoranza. Infatti, non afferra o non ritiene i ”perché” e i “come”, i “se” e i “tuttavia”, i "ma" e i "purché", che gli altri uomini-massa adibiti alla trasmissione delle notizie, sempre necessariamente parziali e perciò leggendarie, non dicono o sfiorano
en passant alla penultima riga, o per brevità o perché poco simpatiche e fotogeniche, come tutte le eccezioni che contrastano con un titolo accattivante e da scoop che è stato messo a priori dal titolista sulla motizia che non ha letto.
Così anche il salutismo spicciolo, insomma le norme per la buona salute tradotte in suggerimenti consumistici adatti all'uomo-massa, viene letto in modo goggle-eyed, neurotic, humorous and ironic. Man is completely beyond the logic of the whole medium. So, figuring they know everything, knows nothing. The young doctor
base, for example, after you put in front of the patient (adjective) patient (noun) the electronic disk of dietetics, the bags Polase saddled addition to a diet of bananas, because the list of foods rich in potassium just starting in alphabetical order (pineapple, banana, etc.). Ignores or plays down, poor thing, that all foods are extremely rich in potassium, and especially the plants. So how did the analysis cite a "lack of potassium? It will not be by chance that the patient is, in fact, sick, and therefore its salinity balance is skipped, and anyway his diet is ruined by an excess of sodium (salt, crisps, sausages, etc.) which is the natural antagonist of the electrolyte potassium in the body?
But no, the "truth", as well as scientists, in mass societies say they are always in the middle. This is the price we pay for "know everything" today: to know everything in half. Glad we ...
But the average man is happy with the same wisdom in his ignorance is the first time in history that he knows something more or less on par with the experts. A hundred years ago did not even know - but only because there was no helmet hair - those laughable pieces of truth that are now appearing almost every housewife Madame Curie of science, for example, that the tenacious red tomato contains lycopene, which can withstand even the ragout of eight hours of my grandmother Antonietta di Ragusa, and the usual banana, poor (but only because the banana?), is "rich in potassium."
Blessed are the Ancients did not know. They lived very happily. Of course, without desecrating the irony of the employee-type, and therefore without its psycho-somatic ulcers.
least, would not have misunderstood the pseudo-truth of the Global Village advertisement, called a half seconds and consumerist purposes, as evidenced by the story of fun, arrivatomi e-mail, to each employee average close to the TV and under the thumb of each message "promotional" and subliminal: Do you feel neurotic, hypochondriacal, and therefore "intelligent", but in reality is just stupid. And his humor, nicely demonstrates the reactionary:
m "They say that every day we have to eat an apple for health in general, sorry for the iron and a banana for potassium.
too orange for vitamin C and a cup of green tea without sugar to prevent diabetes.
Every day we have to drink two liters of water (yes, and then piss, which requires double the time you lost in Bertel).
Daily need to drink a white liquid and sour "probiotic" yogurt and a special for the "L. Case," nobody knows what the hell they are, but it seems that if you do not swallow for at least a million and half of these bacilli every day, you start to see blurry.
daily aspirin to prevent heart attacks, and a glass of red wine for the movement in general.
and another in white, for the nervous system.
And a beer, which already can not remember for what it was.
If you drink them all together, you may be a brain haemorrhage or liver trouble, but do not worry because you do not even realize.
Every day should eat fiber. Lots and lots of fiber, as long as you can to piss off a sweater.
must be done between 4 and 6 meals a day, light, not forgetting to chew each bite 100 times. Doing the math, only eat if they go five hours.
Oh, and after every meal, wash your teeth, ie: after the yogurt and fiber brush their teeth after the teeth apple, banana after your teeth ... and so on until you are left with the teeth in your mouth, not forget to floss, massage gums, flushed with the appropriate liquid disinfectant in the mouth ...
Better to expand the bathroom and put a CD player, because of the water, fiber, and teeth, pisciatine, bidets and showers, we will spend several hours there.
should sleep eight hours and work another eight, plus 5 = 21 needed to eat.
Te 3 will remain as long as there is no traffic.
According to statistics, we see the TV for three hours a day ...
already, but you can not, because every day you have to walk fast for at least 45 minutes. After a shower, of course.
Then you have to maintain friendships because they are like plants, you water them every day. And when you go on vacation, I suppose.
Furthermore, we must stay informed and read at least two newspapers and a couple of magazine articles, for a critical reading.
Then read at least one book a month, because if not the statistics we branded as troglodytes. Thus, at least half an hour a day book.
Ah, then you should have sex every day, but without falling into the routine: you must be innovative, creative, and renew the seduction. All this takes time. As long as you find a partner ready in time to the thing. And not to mention the tantric sex, now indispensable.
should also have time to sweep the floor, washing dishes, dirty clothes. Not to mention if you have a dog or worse than the children!
So, in short, the accounts give me 29-30 hours a day.
The only possibility that comes to mind is to do several things at once, for example: do you shower with cold water and with the mouth open so you drink two liters of water.
As you exit the bathroom with a toothbrush in your mouth you make love (Tantric) to mate, In the meantime watch the TV and tells you, even while you wash the floor.
you have left a free hand? Call your friends! And your family!
Drink your wine (after calling your'll need it). The
BioPuritas with apple you can give your partner, while eating a banana with Actimel, and tomorrow you return.
Luckily, we have grown, if not we should swallow a climber Football Extra every day. Uuuuf!
But if you're left with two free minutes, send this message to your friends (you have to water as a plant), do it while eating a spoonful of Total Magnesium, which is a world of good.
Now I leave you, because in the yogurt, apple, beer, the first liter of water and the third meal of the day with fiber, already do not know what I'm doing, I feel however that I have to go to the toilet urgently.
So I take this opportunity to brush my teeth .... Best wishes
modern men and women. "
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the civil servant that writing this brilliant piece has stripped the state, that all of us, a good hour of paid work have forgotten - thankfully - other "obligations" of the new consumerism healthy correct, as spending in the shop of organic food and herbal tea, if not, he would make it even longer, and he would lose and did lose even more time in bars in the usual corridor ... m JAZZ . The Italian composer of light music Bruno Martino became famous in the jazz world for his song Estate . Here he is in a recording (4.50) accompanied by beautiful and also rare pictures of Chet Baker. We are in Brussels in 1983. Participants incision Chet Baker (trumpet), Philippe Catrherine (guitar), JL Rassinfosse (bass). Fine and rare photos of Chet and beautiful music.
